"Mom, I hope I never get tenderitis." (The orthodontic assistant had tape on her left arm and elbow Monday. She told the kids she had tendonitis)
After a simple dinner of hot dogs and chips, Tommy thanked me for making dinner. Wyatt said, "I didn't really care for it but I swallowed it."
His homeschool co-op teacher told the class to walk down the hall with their mouths closed. "What if we need to yawn? Can we open our mouths then?"